Lover or Fighter?

This is simple, some people are born to fight, and others are born to be a lover. The ones that are born to be nice are basically people that don't hold grudges. People that are born to fight hold grudges for weeks, and are, well, I guess really good fighters.

Me, I'm basically all bark and no bite. I could be a fighter, anyone could, they just have to learn to fight, and concentrate on what you're doing. If you dont concentrate on what your doing, basically your hands start to turn into jello and you start slapping them(which, in term, doesn't do much damage).

How To Fight.

This is something I picked up a while back.
Get your opponent real angry, in fighting, the more angrier you make him/her, the more their thoughts are clouded by hate, and basically makes them not concentrate. Throw out your best taunts and completely bust on them, his/her first hit will probably be at your face. When he/she throws their punch, duck automatically, then, take a quick blow to the stomach, this should bring them down to your level. While he/she is at your level give him/her a quick jab to the cheek. When he/she realizes that you just put them on the ground in pain WITH 2 MOVES they might back off. If they dont back off don't worry, keep your concentration, throw more insults at them, and don't pay attention to what they have to say also.


If your not a very good fighter theres always a different way to fight. However; these ways could make people insult you, but who gives a shit what they think? First way to avoid a fight is to negotiate, or talk your way out of it. Every person has their price, if the price is too steep then don't do it. If negotiating doens't work then there's always asking for help, such as getting a higher authority figure to crack down on your opponent. Another way is to make an alliance with someone, someone that will fight your battles for you, if they say "Be a man and fight your own battles.", just tell them that you are being a man, but a very smart man that doesn't want his face pummeled. This is how I would do everything anyways. hope this helps anyone.


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*PLEASE DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR A FIGHT, I AM NOT 100% SURE THAT THIS GUIDE WILL WORK AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING!*